Crazy cats cradling catnip. Cozenly creeping cleverly closer to Contemplated conspiracies. (Teaching poetry this fall & flexing muscles.)
— maggz (@nogginquest) July 26, 2014
Growing up I was under the impression that the gift of a fruitcake was usually done so as a joke. Perhaps this is true for the store bought version. However, the homemade variety would be a sign of true friendship. This is especially true after it is realized how expensive and how much labor is involved in creating the authentic delicacy.
3 cups all-purpose flour
2.5 tsp baking powder
1 ¾ cups powdered sugar
2 cups of fruit (approximately) from mulled hot apple cider
1 gallon apple cider
1 apple cored and sliced
1 orange sliced with peel
2 cinnamon sticks
1 Tbsp. whole cloves (placed in a metal spice-herb ball)
1 tsp coarsely ground nutmeg (placed in the same metal spice-herb ball)
1 cup butter
4 eggs (eggs will be separated)
2 tsp vanilla
1 tsp cinnamon powder
½ tsp ground clove
½ tsp cardamom powder
½ tsp ground ginger
1 cup homemade caramel
1 cup packed brown sugar
½ cup whole milk
4 Tbsp. butter
1 Tbsp. vanilla extract
4 cups assorted dried fruits & nuts soaked in a rum sauce
(example: raisins, currants, cranberries, prunes, apricots, pineapple, mango, papaya, dates, candied ginger, orange & lemon peels, pecans, almonds, walnuts, ect…)
½ tsp nutmeg powder
¼ tsp clove powder
1 ½ cups dark rum
1 cup port red wine
Powdered sugar icing
Red maraschino cherries
Green maraschino cherries
1 cake pan 10 inch in diameter or a angel food cake pan
Directions (must be followed precisely):
- At least 24 hours before the cake is to be made the dried fruits should begin soaking in the rum sauce.
- Chop your fruit choices into small pieces, no larger than the size of a dime.
- Place into a container large enough for the fruits to double in size.
- Add rum, wine, spices and stir thoroughly.
- Stir frequently until ready to add to the cake batter.
- Used in steps 13 & 20.
- Create and serve mulled hot apple cider at least 24 hours before the cake is to be made.
- Pour apple cider into a crockpot or cooking pot.
- Add sliced apple, sliced orange, cinnamon sticks, and filled spice-herb ball.
- Cook half a day or until flavors are infused.
- Save back 2 cups of fruit pulp or whatever isn’t consumed during the enjoyment of the hot apple cider until step 8.
- When ready make the cake begin first with the caramel sauce.
- In a pot melt butter.
- Add brown sugar, milk, and vanilla.
- Bring to a boil and whisk gently until sauce thickens to the consistency of eggnog.
- Set aside until ready to add to the cake batter until step 11.
- Preheat oven at 325 degrees.
- Sieve flour and baking powder together. Set aside until step 12.
- Separate egg yolks from the whites. Whisk egg yolks and vanilla together. Set aside until step 9.
- Whisk egg whites until they peak like a meringue. Set aside until step 15.
- Melt butter and mix with fruit from the mulled hot apple cider and powder sugar together until smooth.
- Stir in egg yolk mixture.
- Stir in powdered spices.
- Stir in homemade caramel. Reheat to a liquid if it has hardened.
- Stir in flour mixture.
- Strain the soaked fruits and nuts. Set aside the rum sauce.
- Gently stir in soaked fruits and nuts.
- Gently stir in whipped egg whites.
- Grease the angel food cake pan and pour in batter.
- Bake at 325 degrees for 45 minutes.
- Turn down temperature to 225 for 45 minutes or until batter no longer sticks to a toothpick when checked.
- Turn up temperature to 300 degrees for 30 minutes or until rum sauce has cooked down to a glaze.
- Pour rum sauce over the top of the cake. Using an ice pick poke holes into the case so the rum sauce and soak through.
- Flip cake upside down onto a cake plate and remove angel food cake pan. Use a knife to remove any sticking from the sides before the cake is flipped over.
- Slice red and green maraschino cherries in half and decorate the top of the cake.
- Drizzle powder sugar frosting over the top and sides when fruitcake is cooled.
- Powder sugar frosting is made with 2 cups of powdered sugar and mixed with just enough water to give the frosting the consistency of white craft glue.
This recipe was obtained from mixing and modifying several recipes.
Fort Mifflin’s mulled hot apple cider recipe obtained during a 2001 Halloween ghost tour.
I had to make a last minute run out to the church to get some paperwork signed for our scout unit during a late Wednesday evening. While there the church band was practicing. They took a break just to jam out to American Pie. At that moment nothing was more beautiful than those 7 men letting it all loose while drinking Lost Trail Root Beers as though nobody was watching…..and they had no idea I was watching until I cheered and proclaimed the need for a lighter.
As I got into my vehicle I could see them through the windows smiling and high-fiving each another.